fullName = new String;

var x = 0;

var currentNum = 0;

var currentChar;

var y = 0;



var ozName = new Array("Loud Mouth Mutha", "Town Bike", "Fairy Bread", "Stinky", "Smelly Bottom", "That Bastard", "Fancy Lad", "Sir Drinks-a-lot", "The Boy", "The Kid", "Fuzzy", "Sweet Lips", "Altar Boy", "Baby", "Cheeks", "Wind Passer", "Sugar Plum", "Fudge", "Mangler", "Fruity Loops", "Spastic","Ugly Boy", "Bubbles", "Disco Boy", "Hottie", "Toucher", "Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Absoloute Legend", "Wanker", "Bitch", "Asshole", "Town Drunk", "Osama", "Hitler", "Golden Boy", "Crunchy Toast", "Fag Ass", "Towel Boy", "Lame ass", "What ever they want, biatch", "Choir Boy", "Cheap", "Nipples", "The Fist", "Gimp", "Mr. F U", "Sucker", "Tubby", "Mad Dog", "Jack", "Captain", "Cheap", "Killer", "Back stabbing prick", "Ugly", "Sugar", "Skank", "The Mouth-o-the-south", "Weirdo", "The Perv", "Commode Choker", "Choir Boy", "Slick", "Fucker", "Boat Sinker", "Ride My Pony", "Piglet", "That guy", "Stupid Hore", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo", "Ball buster", "Candy Ass", "Dooby", "Pansy ass butt muncher", "back stabing prick", "prick", "Fruit", "what ever they want bitch", "That Bitch", "they don't call you at all", "Monkey turd", "The Nurd", "That Bitch", "Karma Sutra #56" , "Fancy Pants", "Test tube baby", "dork", "stinky", "That Nut", "That Bastard", "Fancy Lad", "Parrot Dropings", "The Boy", "The Kid", "Fuzzy", "Sweet Lips", "Altar Boy", "Baby", "Cheeks", "Passer of the buck", "Sugar Plum", "Fudge", "Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", "Spastic","Ugly Boy", "Bubbles", "Sexy", "hottie", "Toucher", "Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Tosser", "Butt Kisser", "Bitch", "Asshole", "The Drunk-meister", "Lame Brain", "Clock Watcher", "Golden Boy", "Fat ass", "Plump Ass", "Towel Boy", "lame ass", "Yes man", "Choir Boy", "Cheap", "Nipples", "The Fist", "Gimp", "mr. F U", "Sucker", "Tubby", "Wally Wanker", "Jack", "Captain", "Cheap", "Killer", "back stabing prick", "ugly", "Sugar", "Skank", "The Mouth-o-the-south", "weirdo", "The Perv", "Sir Drink a lot", "The Stalker", "Slick", "Fucker", "captain", "Sir Drink a lot", "Piglet", "that guy", "sugar hips", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo", "ball buster", "candy ass", "where is my lunch?", "Brainless Babe", "back stabing prick", "prick", "Fruit", "what ever they want bitch", "bitch", "they don't call you at all", "monkey turd", "The Nerd", "That Bitch", "Wally Wanker")





function matchLtr() {



if (currentChar == "a" || currentChar == "A") {

currentNum = 1;

}

if (currentChar == "b" || currentChar == "B") {

currentNum = 2;

}

if (currentChar == "c" || currentChar == "C") {

currentNum = 3;

}

if (currentChar == "d" || currentChar == "D") {

currentNum = 4;

}

if (currentChar == "e" || currentChar == "E") {

currentNum = 5;

}

if (currentChar == "f" || currentChar == "F") {

currentNum = 6;

}

if (currentChar == "g" || currentChar == "G") {

currentNum = 7;

}

if (currentChar == "h" || currentChar == "H") {

currentNum = 8;

}

if (currentChar == "i" || currentChar == "I") {

currentNum = 9;

}

if (currentChar == "j" || currentChar == "J") {

currentNum = 10;

}

if (currentChar == "k" || currentChar == "K") {

currentNum = 11;

}

if (currentChar == "l" || currentChar == "L") {

currentNum = 12;

}

if (currentChar == "m" || currentChar == "M") {

currentNum = 13;

}

if (currentChar == "n" || currentChar == "N") {

currentNum = 14;

}

if (currentChar == "o" || currentChar == "O") {

currentNum = 15;

}

if (currentChar == "p" || currentChar == "P") {

currentNum = 16;

}

if (currentChar == "q" || currentChar == "Q") {

currentNum = 17;

}

if (currentChar == "r" || currentChar == "R") {

currentNum = 18;

}

if (currentChar == "s" || currentChar == "S") {

currentNum = 19;

}

if (currentChar == "t" || currentChar == "T") {

currentNum = 20;

}

if (currentChar == "u" || currentChar == "U") {

currentNum = 21;

}

if (currentChar == "v" || currentChar == "V") {

currentNum = 22;

}

if (currentChar == "w" || currentChar == "W") {

currentNum = 23;

}

if (currentChar == "x" || currentChar == "X") {

currentNum = 24;

}

if (currentChar == "y" || currentChar == "Y") {

currentNum = 25;

}

if (currentChar == "z" || currentChar == "Z") {

currentNum = 26;

}



x += currentNum;

}



function selName() {



x = 0;

fullName = document.names.firstname.value + document.names.lastname.value;



for (i=0; i < fullName.length; i++) {



currentChar = fullName.charAt(i);

matchLtr();



}



popName()

}



function popName() {



y = x % 90;

document.names.ozbitchname.value = ozName[y];

start();

}  



function start() {



document.names.firstname.focus();

}